The Lady I Knows All, Tells All

24 November 2009 @ 01:02 am

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14:24 @micawave Don't confuse the issue with facts, you commie! The point is "gotcha" & "youbetcha", the rest is liberal lies and abortions!!! #
14:36 Yes, this is pretty much today: img154.yfrog.com/i/9py.jpg/ #
14:49 @joweldon THanks, sensei! I do love skinny, pasty English New Wavers! #
16:53 Every 4th of July you blow up my overtime over the Hudson, every Thanksgiving my bonus gives Snoopy a helium enema. Thanks, employer. #
18:17 @micawave We film mermaids! We "mermaid shooting" sounds like baby seal clubbing!" #
18:18 @bust_magazine Thanks for having me this month! I love Lily's article (if I do say so myself!) #
22:54 When I was 19 I had an earring ripped out in a Buzzcocks mosh pit, so when I tell you Lady Gaga's songs are catchy y'know I'm still bad ass. #
22:59 @avphibes This baby seal is all "no disrespect or nothing, but you a very beautiful herring" tinyurl.com/a5lsz #

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23 November 2009 @ 01:02 am

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14:59 On her b'day, to demonstrate how much funnier/smarter @AVPhibes is than you; she was 6 when she drew this:tinyurl.com/yahtads #
16:58 @avphibes We're not getting any younger! (Unless we start making up our ages.) #
19:51 @joweldon Very dignified! #

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22 November 2009 @ 01:01 am

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01:19 twitpic.com/qby8i - upper crust & .my bffs rule! #
03:06 twitpic.com/qc83b - lord bendover & duc d'stortion #
12:01 Pure rocque 'n' roll fun last night! #
17:44 Making pizzas for @avphibes birthday party! #

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21 November 2009 @ 01:02 am

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08:36 @avphibes But all of tonight for Booty Shakin'! #
08:36 Mom on the Bust article: wow, that's a terrible picture. #
14:41 Today's outfit: corporate casual to libertine roque star! Oh, how fond I am of #theuppercrust! #
17:52 @NoahScalin @micawave You are the Donny & Marie of social networking dorkdom! #
17:54 RT @ComicsAlliance EXCLUSIVE: Sarah Palin as 'Blunder Woman' in MAD Magazine - ComicsAlliance.com is.gd/4SKxs #
17:56 @avphibes That is The Upper Crust spirit! (or humour, as one might say.) #
22:16 @avphibes Uh, it was a "little person" and a "burlesque performer" and vikings. #
22:17 Or perhaps, "pillaging Americans" #
22:32 @joweldon twitpic.com/qbbwa - Come in to my boudoir! #

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20 November 2009 @ 01:02 am

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09:50 If you'll turn to p. 14 in your Bust magazines, you'll see a lovely article by Lily Rothman (and a crappy photo) on moi. #
15:03 What kind of robot trees grow Subway's apples? #

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19 November 2009 @ 01:02 am

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08:37 Another chance to catch our doc, Mermaids of NY: Bambi the Mermaid - farm3.static.flickr.com/2485/4114222419_1d7c2ccc93_o.jpg #
12:59 @LolaStaar Good on ya! #
13:03 I don't like it when Facebook guilts me for not keeping up with people. #
16:02 This is near my office but I work to late! POOP! I LOVE FANCY HATS! bit.ly/LXbaf #
16:45 @StormyLeatherNY It's that soul-deadening and more! #
17:07 Is Clue a thing? I feel like everyone is in to Clue these days. #
17:17 If you're near a TV, I'm on Cash Cab now. #
17:26 @mabjustmab It's an old episode. #
17:44 Spoiler: I lose a chunk of change. BUT I still maintain Pluto is NOT a planet. #
21:34 @batgrrlnyc Must be under the same grammatical rules that govern crackhead vs. crack whore - avocation vs. vocation. #
21:37 @LilMissLixx I am feeding you pie! #

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18 November 2009 @ 01:02 am

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10:53 Twi-hards get a move. Twi-haters get to rag on it. So, there's really a little something for everyone. #
11:30 twitpic.com/pvmev - the mermaid queen of ny! #
13:03 @TimeOutNewYork Season's Beatings! CRAMPUS is coming to town: bit.ly/1TSxlA #
13:03 @thelmagazine Season's Beatings! CRAMPUS is coming to town: bit.ly/1TSxlA #
13:04 @flavorpill Season's Beatings! CRAMPUS is coming to town: bit.ly/1TSxlA #

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17 November 2009 @ 01:03 am

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12:04 Corporate is not selling us for parts, so that's nice. #
14:12 Season's Beatings! CRAMPUS is coming to town: bit.ly/1TSxlA #
16:06 twitpic.com/psggh - mermaid magic hour #
23:19 Awesomely fun, productive night. The Rusty Knot + Bambi + Dawne + Mica rule! #

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16 November 2009 @ 01:02 am

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00:37 twitpic.com/plgfa - skol! there are dozens of vikings @ dbl down #
00:58 twitpic.com/plj9l - ancient set list is still here #
04:02 twitpic.com/pm0xx - my hat is made of orphams & baby seals #
22:29 Takings a half day tomorrow to TC*Real*B! Sunset mermaid happy hour. #
22:31 RT via @batgrrlnyc Loving the Rick Springfield arc on Californication! for @micawave #

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15 November 2009 @ 01:02 am

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09:39 I admire that Lady Gaga never asks, Is this too much? #
13:54 I've officially hit fan girl. Psyched The Upper Crust are going to roque Public Assembly next week!!!: www.myspace.com/theuppercrust #
14:06 @alexandercolby If it makes you feel any better, they have a reputation for being very farty. #
16:58 Cheap booze! Cheap thrills! Rock 'n' roll! See you at the Double Down after 11ish! #

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14 November 2009 @ 01:03 am

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13:12 @BladeBallerina More elegant than my double training. Which consisted of, "Hey, I wonder if I could swallow both of these..." #
16:17 Gothic Goddess Media Photographs @ The Vampire Masquerade Ball @ Element in NYC 10.29.09 bit.ly/1kd0b6 #
16:55 @avphibes I'm having you deprogrammed for you birthday. #
16:57 I think I'm officially on a garage kick. Which is still less shameful than your headbanger kick @avphibes. #
17:00 @batgrrlnyc Two words: kitty grill! *Blingbling!* #

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13 November 2009 @ 01:02 am

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08:18 @Sharonpaige And you saw him nekkid! #
08:56 @Sharonpaige I thought he was naked in that! Maybe I'm thinking of some other show! Come to think of it, it's very cold in Denmark. #
09:00 Oh G-d, please make Xmess go away already. The maudlin news stories and ugly tourists have begun. #
09:50 @Sharonpaige No, I think he's talented but sort of a dirtbag. Now I'm wondering what I was thinking? Who's buff on b'way this season? #
10:31 For @sharonpaige: RT @MrTeller Hamlet: No naked Ophelia or bloodbath. Jude Law looks fit and saws the air incessantly, but isn't funny. #
15:25 This kid is a great little citizen: bit.ly/3S4QOF #
22:22 @StormyLeatherNY That's so wrong. These days it's Afro Gato. #
22:26 @avphibes Dude, you'll listen to me when I tell you that you're one step away from hunting thru his trash for toe nail clippings, right? #

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12 November 2009 @ 01:02 am

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10:44 New idea for a bar/pet store. The Suds 'n' Cuddle #
16:15 I assure you I've done no unauthorized thinking. #
16:19 A bit of nice news - RT @SaveConeyIsland: The city will buy 7 acres of Thor's land in Coney - tinyurl.com/yj9oym8 #SaveConeyIsland #
16:23 Mermaid Love from @tonisnightout Seriously.. Mermaids Alive & Well in New York: bit.ly/47kp5a ;-) #
22:50 @adelisadeuce It makes you AweSome! (Awesome for $$$, you were awesome on an amateur basis before!) #
22:52 I need answers! #

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11 November 2009 @ 01:04 am

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09:57 @Sharonpaige Another visit to one of the Doctors Carter? #
09:58 Can't wait to get Crampus started! #
11:57 @MidtownLunch Avoid the hot chocolate at Choco Loco. Marshmallow-y, watery mess! Major disappointment for $4.50. #
14:40 So much to like here: tinyurl.com/yakb74v #
16:21 These shoes are so ugly I wouldn't even beat you with them. #
17:04 @batgrrlnyc. Toilet paper rain sucks. It occurs to me, the last Yankee Parade I saw was out of the window of Lehman Bros' cafeteria in 2WTC #

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10 November 2009 @ 01:02 am

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11:48 I've read your e-mail and will take it under, "bitch, please." #
14:20 @TravisFessler Why is "does your mom know" the most frequently asked question? I get asked at least once a week. #
14:52 You might not like the constraints that are placed on you toda... More for Gemini bit.ly/3JeAow #

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09 November 2009 @ 01:03 am

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12:55 We're having a very maudlin little day, aren't we? #

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08 November 2009 @ 01:02 am

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20:36 I miss my bangs. This may be because I am watching The Notorious Bettie Page. #

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07 November 2009 @ 01:02 am

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08:16 The fuits of Halloween's labors are in my pruse waiting to be deposited. #
14:00 You might not like the idea of slowing down, but taking respon... More for Gemini bit.ly/3JeAow #
17:02 RT @nerdist Too bad Ed Hardy doesn't literally smell like barb wire and tiger faces. #
17:03 Argh, hamster wheel. Hamster wheel. Hamster wheel. #

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06 November 2009 @ 01:03 am

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08:26 @StormyLeatherNY It's The Box, so I won't ask where your phone is stashed. #
14:06 You fail at soup! #
14:10 @OMGkitty You totally sell tickets to belly rubs here: roflcon.org/category/roflcon-ii/ #
17:50 Your market over-saturation can not come soon enough for me, preferred brand of douchebags. #

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05 November 2009 @ 01:06 am

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05:11 The Moon is back in your busy sign today, drawing you into the... More for Gemini bit.ly/3JeAow #
12:12 @jonnyporkpie OMG, you're like a writer and stuff! #
15:58 Funnest day ever: 99 unread day job emails! Annual review! And an invasive medical test! Jealous? #
18:00 Oddly enough this is not the first time I've been asked to work for free with Danny Aiello. #

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